His name is Waldemar

"What the hell is going on? I am attached to a big keychain of that lady that smokes too much. She seems to be nice and she pats me a lot but her fingers stink of nicotine. I am a donkey anyway, shouldn't I be in the mountains chasing goats or something?"

Sys Admin Meeting

You might have guessed already, this is nearly A4 in reality.

He, robot

I asked robot if it makes any sense to print out an email and hand it to somebody instead of just forwarding it with your *computer*. He was totally positive about that.

This is a real gem

My boss scribbled on a printed-out email and gave it to me. I guess he likes fruit.